Proud of Poo–On the Occasion that You Find Yourself a Parent

Dear Lily June, Please read the following, and get back to me quickly with any potential revisions. This should hit… Read more Proud of Poo–On the Occasion that You Find Yourself a Parent

Broken Home–In Which the Pig Wore Lipstick

Dear Lily June, The expression “to put lipstick on a pig” is one meant to indicate that someone’s trying to… Read more Broken Home–In Which the Pig Wore Lipstick

Waking with Dry Eyes–In Which We Update Your Happy List

Dear Lily June, I went to bed last night crying because YOU fell asleep last night crying. I suppose this… Read more Waking with Dry Eyes–In Which We Update Your Happy List

Welcome to Infanthood–In Which You Turn Three Months Old (!)

Dear Lily June, I was so worried initially that you wouldn’t smile. I would hover over you, giving you big… Read more Welcome to Infanthood–In Which You Turn Three Months Old (!)